WEEBLES
Once I knew a Weeble
His name was Joey G
He was the largest Weeble
In his Weeble family
We played cards and Parcheesi
Outside his bungalow
And when he got excited
He would roll to and fro
I met him through a girl
Whose face I don’t recall
But when it came to me
She was quite the carnivore
One day he took a tumble
It was some sight to see
Sixteen straining Weebles
Trying to upright Joey G
The girl just disappeared
Simply walked right out a door
And from that day forward
I saw Joey G no more
I heard that he fell down a hill
While staring at his phone
And no one could upright him
So he lay there all alone
Years later I would see him
At a restaurant
I think it was in Hollywood
Or perhaps in Vermont
He was all deflated
It was quite sad to see
But his wife was still a Weeble
As she stared angrily at me
So if you meet a Weeble
Please listen to what I say
Always stand beside them so
They don’t roll down your driveway
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