One Tug, Two Moves - Nez

 One Tug, Two Moves, By Nez

LLLN-2 1968 Marc

 LLLN-2 1968

TAK-1 1968 Marc

TAK-1 1968 

Tug It, Move It, Two Times - Nez

 

An idealist might suggest that Lyman was a quiet little river town during the 1940’s and ‘50’s, but there were normally loud logging trucks passing through town so it was actually pretty noisy. And it didn’t matter where you were in town you would hear their noise. It was pretty much a constant yet occasionally we would hear other noises over the drone of the trucks.

So, one day my brother and I were uptown and we heard a loud roar coming from down by the river. Curious, we went to see what it was. We knew it wasn’t a logging truck, it was a different noise. And what we saw was different as well. There was a tugboat very slowly chugging upriver coming around the far side of Hodgin Island. That tug’s engine was working hard and making a very loud roar straining against the strong Skagit River current. Oh, we had seen tugboats before. Sometimes there were huge log rafts floated downriver with a couple of tugs to guide them, but they were relatively quiet. This tug chugging upriver was anything but quiet and it was pulling an obviously very heavy load we had never seen before, a huge barge. And both the tug and barge were pushing up walls of water. To our amazement, the cargo on this huge barge was a house, a whole house, a two-story house, sitting on big blocks of wood and on some sort of trailer with lots of tires. Behind that two-story house was a trailer-house, weirdly just sitting there. We wondered why everything didn’t just roll overboard.

The loud commotion quickly drew a crowd. Soon, it seemed most of the town was there. Comments like, “what in the world”, “holy-cow”, “where’s it headed”, “what is that” were heard repeatedly. Most of us expected the tug and barge to pass us by and navigate on up the river, but it didn’t. It rounded the island like it was going to circle it but instead headed toward the riverbank below Sweeten’s barn. From where we were standing the tug was turning away from us so we hurried toward home where we would have a viewing.

We passed by our street and going toward the river and Sweeten’s barn. Then we saw a very strange sight. We saw the back of the barge with the trailer-house and the two-story, but no tugboat. At first we couldn’t tell if the barge was adrift or not. But the noise was still loud and actually the tug had simply turned around and was pushing the barge backward. It maneuvered the barge into deeper backwater and slower current near the riverbank. Once the tugboat entered the backwater its engine didn’t work as hard and it slowed and grew quieter. When it reached the lowest area of bottomland between Chambers’ and Sweeten’s fields the tug guided the barge over alongside the riverbank and came to a stop. Both the barge and tug were then moored to trees several yards from the river. And we still didn’t know what was going on. But it was pretty exciting, whatever it was.

By then it was late afternoon and apparently nothing else was going to happen when suddenly two men from the tug appeared carrying guns and climbed up onto the barge and took positions at each end of the barge and yelled for everybody to go away and stay away. I guess they were there all night making sure nothing else did happen. The guns scared us so we headed home.

As we came down our own now noisy street we were smacked with another opened-mouth surprise. Here was a crew of men working feverishly on the Holden’s house just two doors down from ours. It was on big wooden blocks like those under the house on the barge. It also had a lot of tires under it and a big noisy truck cab was beginning to slowly pull the Holden house out into the street and turning towards the highway. Well of course, we weren’t going home now, we had to watch this stunning undertaking. Here was a truck moving our neighbor’s house, our friend’s house and literally leaving our neighborhood with it. Oh, and, on top of that, there was another house on a barge down on the river less than two-hundred yards away. We were stupefied. “ What in the name of Harry S. Truman was going on?” we wondered. We certainly had not heard anything about all of this. And even though we were young kids we thought we were usually “in the know”.

As the truck slowly pulled the Holden’s house away from their lot and nearer the highway we could see that the highway was now blocked off and was in the sole possession of the truck pulling the house. But where was it going? We had no clue. Were they going to put it on the barge, too? We were about to follow along when our Mom called out to us from the crowd to come on home. Sulking, we did so. While she prepared dinner Mom told us she just learned about all this earlier that day. Since we were gone she couldn’t share it with us until now. The Holden’s had purchased the Richfield Gas station on the west side of town near Lyman Elementary and were moving their house because there wasn’t one there. And the house on the barge should be moved tomorrow to where the Holden house had been, just two doors away from us. Our new neighbors would be the Hittson family, a dad, mom, two girls and a boy, the kids all in high school.

Exhausted, we went to bed earlier than usual that night but were up early the next morning to watch the unfolding events of the day. We sat and stood for hours and watched the two-story house being moved from the barge onto land and then pulled by the same truck that had moved the Holden house, through fields and up a short steep hill, over the railroad tracks and up onto the highway for about fifty yards and then turn down our street. It was a heck of an undertaking. It passed the recently vacated lot, stopped, and then performed an amazing reverse maneuver backing the two-story house onto the property exactly where they wanted it, and with the front door facing the street. We could tell they knew what they were doing.

By noon, or there about, we were hungry again and ran home for lunch. Mom wasn’t there to fix it, so we improvised with peanut-butter, jelly and banana sandwiches. Taking our lunch with us, we hurried back out to see what else was going on, and to our happy surprise there quietly coming down the street was the trailer-house that we had all but forgotten. Hitched to a wagon it was being easily drawn by two huge horses that we knew, Buck and Major. Old Bill Sweeten and his team maneuvered that trailer-house exactly where it was wanted, unhitched it from the wagon and setting its tongue on one of those big wood blocks and hoofed it back home. Wow! What a mesmerizing two days this had been! One captivating event after another. We were almost giddy.

Over the next few days, a concrete block foundation was constructed under the two-story house and it was lowered off the big wood blocks onto its new foundation. The same was done at the Holden house over by the Richfield Station. Mr. Hittson, our new neighbor, stayed in the trailer-house for a couple of months while he made the two-story livable, installing new plumbing, wiring, straightening doorways, making repairs, painting inside and out, and making sure everything was level. We introduced ourselves and became his friends and helpers.

Epilogue

While this excitement was all new to us, apparently bringing houses into the upper Skagit and other river valleys by barge was not that unusual. I never knew where the houses came from but a widely accepted rumor claimed they came from rights-of-ways where new highways were being built. Apparently, they were very cheap, perhaps even free. They just had to be moved.

Anyway, we had thoroughly enjoyed that amazing new experience, one that, to my knowledge, has never been duplicated quite like that.

Sadie - Working Copy - Kathy

 This is a story I told to my 9 year old granddaughter, Violet.  We've made up several Sadie and Annie Adventures - this is the first.  

Sadie

Kitchen Wary - Nez

Disney’s original Mickey Mouse Club had it’s star, Annette Funicello. Lyman had no Mickey Mouse Club but it did have Margie Carpenter, Annette’s doppelganger. Margie was very pretty and looked like Annette. And there was one big difference. Margie did not plan on being a celebrity and didn’t want to be one. She was very quiet and reserved, the wallflower type and preferred it that way. She didn’t like the camera, though it liked her. She avoided the spotlight. She just wanted to be a normal teenage girl with a few friends, nothing special. Yet, her teenage good looks always brought her an inordinate amount of attention, Annette-like attention. She was an unintentional celebrity pretty much everywhere she went. A local newspaper even sent photos of her to Walt Disney but Disney said they received hundreds of pictures claiming they looked like Annette. Lyman’s Annette couldn’t wait to get out of high school and move on with her quiet normal life as Margie.

Margie, along with Sharron (the group alpha) and Kay were a threesome of best friends who became lifelong friends. After high school they each married a local boy, had the normal families with two or three kids, and became housewives, though Sharron and Kay also had real jobs, and Kay moved away from Lyman. None of them went to college, that wasn’t in the plan. Because in 1959 most girls got married soon after high school and raised a family, and this threesome followed that plan. And even though Kay had moved away they got back together in Lyman at least two or three times every year …at first. Kids in school made it harder. So, they phoned regularly. And of course, life happened.

In his late thirties Margie’s husband was killed in a logging accident in the mountains and Margie was soon an affluent Lyman widow with a sizable lifetime income thanks to the Scott Paper Company. Even after her three grown children left her an empty-nester Margie did not seek out either a career or a new husband. She was a widow the rest of her days.

Margie’s son, Gordon, had considerable behavioral problems throughout his life and was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and manic depression. With therapies and medication, he managed to get through high school and then promptly left home. He ghosted his mother but brazenly showed up every few years demanding money. He spent no time with her and as soon as she gave him money he hit the road. No good-by, no thank you, just gone. Fortunately, Margie also had two married daughters and a few grandchildren so she chose to give her love and time to them, rather than wasting her time and money searching for or rescuing her screwed up son.

As the years passed life repeated itself with Gordon though, and one day Margie got a call from an attorney who was representing him in a legal proceeding. She paid for his defense but he was convicted of assault and spent the next few years incarcerated. By her sixtieth birthday Margie had finally quit paying for the reprobate’s legal defenses and had removed him from her will. She also stopped giving him money and visiting him in jail. By the time Margie celebrated her seventieth birthday her felon son had spent more than half his life in jail. And then, during the party for her seventy-fifth birthday she got a call from him saying that he was being paroled and needed a place to live. He had no idea it was her birthday. She reluctantly decided to put him in her rent-house in Bellingham, and she would pay the utilities. He approved and moved to Bellingham. Not a single ‘thank you’.

A few months later Margie got another call from  him saying that the Bellingham house had burned down while he was out, and he was tired and felt he was getting old and asked if he could just come live with her. Knowing that he was now in his mid-fifties, she thought ‘how bad could it be’? So, she said she needed time to think about it and to call her tomorrow. Her friends and daughters said, ‘definitely not’. The next day he showed up, to move into his old room. She acquiesced and allowed him to do so with the stipulation that he get a job and pay rent. He agreed and went upstairs to his old bedroom. She had neighbors next door and friends who came by every day so she allowed that it was probably safe.

Margie went about her daily routines of tending her garden, taking walks and riding her bicycle around town visiting friends and doing her shopping. She didn’t mind fixing his meals and doing his wash. Her neighbors and friends got to know him a little and agreed that he seemed okay.

Then, one day Margie didn’t go about performing her daily routines as she had done for decades. No one answered the door or the phone. Later that day, June 23, 2016, Sharron, Margie’s closest friend, showed up for her and Margie’s daily coffee and walk, but the door that was always open was locked. Sharron knew Gordon as well as anybody and saw the light was on in his upstairs bedroom and called out to him. He finally came to the window but only stared down at her. She called the police. The police arrived and after speaking with the neighbors and Sharron they decided to conduct a welfare check. They found Margie’s body on the kitchen floor, blood spatter everywhere and a bloody hammer near the body. After speaking with Gordon, he was arrested on Suspicion of Murder. After an investigation and trial found Gordon guilty of murder he was sentenced to life in prison, where soon after he was also murdered.

In May 2017, less that a year after Margie’s murder, Sharron was in her kitchen removing an item from a high cupboard shelf, lost her balance and fell with her head crashing into a wall. Her husband got home minutes later and found her lying on the floor in obvious pain. She could barely tell him what happened and he rushed her to an Emergency Room in Bellingham, some forty miles away, where Sharron was pronounced ‘DOA’. Were there closer ERs? Yes, much closer. Then less than six months later Sharron’s husband was showing off a new girlfriend around town and they married less than a year after Sharron’s death. The townsfolk of the whole Lyman area were aghast. As were Sharron’s sons and their families.

Kay, the remaining friend, now living in Chicago, had unexpectedly lost her two lifelong friends in less than a year, and both under somewhat suspicious circumstances. Then, relatively lost and devastated that she never got to say good-by to Margie or Sharron or attend either funeral. For a while Kay waved both hands toward the sky every time she thought of them. Some people thought Kay was praising God and joined her, but she was just waving “Hi” and “Good-by” to her friends.

And as you might expect, Kay decided to maybe stay out of the kitchen.

Speaking of Cemeteries - Weren't We? - Nez

 Speaking of Cemeteries - Weren't We?

Pop's Projects - Nez

 Pop's Projects

Smokin' Pop - Nez

Smokin' Pop 

Smokin' Pop - Nez

 

In the 1940s and ‘50s Pop Davis was a perennial Lyman town council member. He always ran “un-opposed” for re-election. For all the time we lived there he was on the town’s council. Apparently nobody else wanted the job or everyone thought he did a good job at it. Pop lived in the third house around the corner from us. His real name was Fred, but everyone called him “Pop”. Pop was old, probably in his sixties, and his hair was white, what there was of it, and he had reddish complexion. He was officially retired. He didn’t work at a paying job anymore and pretty much did whatever he wanted with his time, which was usually working on a home project or fishing.

Pop was a resourceful old guy and we often saw him driving his pickup home with a load of materials that he had gotten somewhere for free. He stored those treasures either in his garage attic, or in his old barn or behind it. He was really handy and very adept at using tools, and usually had a project going where he utilized his handyman skills for plumbing, electrical, masonry and/or carpentry. But Pop’s real passion was fishing. So, he always finished his projects quickly so he had more time to enjoy nature while fishing.

Although Pop was a longtime Baptist church member he only attended weddings and funerals, more funerals than weddings. For him, Sundays were for  fishing. Nature and the riverbank were his church, or sometimes his boat was. His  flat-bottomed river skiff with its outboard Evinrude motor was always on its trailer parked on the street near his garage. It was gassed up and ready to go. It was named Lilia, named after his daughter, and it rarely went anywhere. The Skagit River was close by and Pop usually walked the hundred yards or so from his house to the riverbank.

Pop was an expert fisherman, one of many in Lyman. We seemed to have more than our share in those days. Pop did most of his fishing from the riverbank, as a lot of our Lyman anglers did rather than from their boats, which most of them had. Pop usually came home with a fish or two, mostly steelhead or salmon. Bullheads and catfish were always thrown back in or thrown away. They were bottom-feeders and considered inedible.

But I guess Pop got tired of eating fried, broiled or baked fish all the time, although each species has its own taste, and decided it was time to change things up a little. For years he had collected used brick and cleaned them and piled them out behind his barn. Deciding he liked the idea of smoking salmon, he used that brick collection to construct an outsized smokehouse with a thick birchwood door. He installed big racks in it and could smoke half a dozen large fish on each rack at the same time. He would rotate the fish vertically from rack to rack so they all got equal amounts of heat and smoke. And he varied the types of wood and seasoning to create slightly different flavors.

In a relatively short time Pop became really expert in the art of smoking salmon, and other fish, and beef and pork. And Pop didn’t particularly like to share. He wouldn’t give away or sell any of his smoked meats, but sometimes he did allow people sample them. And they were delectable and he got lots of requests for his smoked meats. So finally, what he did was he suggested that people could bring him their fish or meat and he would smoke it for them. They could either pay him in cash or his payment would be half of what they brought him to be smoked. And boy did they take him up on that offer!

For that next year or so Pop was constantly busy tending his smokehouse and smoking fish and meat all the time. He found himself busier than he wanted to be. He was so busy he didn’t have time to enjoy his passion, fishing. Yet, it wasn’t like he had a lack of fish or meat. In fact, he had so much smoked meat as payment that his family couldn’t possibly eat all of it and he ended up having to give a lot of it away, which really perturbed him. Many of his neighbors were fortunate recipients and we got used to enjoying that free smoked meat. He also didn’t like that we loved it.

All of this added up to an exasperated Pop growing so tired of tending the smokehouse all the time and spreading his payments around so freely that he made major decision. He decided that he wouldn’t stop smoking fish and meats for others, but he changed his practice and only accepted cash as payment. No more would he accept fish or meat as payment for smoking theirs. And from then on he didn’t do as much smoking business, but that was just fine with Pop. He had time for fishing again.